hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Getting into an argument with my partner because I said they should eat my body if I die before them in a survival situation and they refuse to entertain the notion. “I’m not saying you should kill me, I’m saying if you outlive me you should eat me,” I say. “NO,” they respond.

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cyberpigeon-remade:

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we’re eating chicken chicken chicken chicken™ chicken at chicken chicken chicken chicken™ near the crossroads of wolfing and fucking in fucking, austria

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unscharf-an-den-raendern:

kkshowtunes:

silly-slacker-person:

qu3ercus:

discount-butlins:

motherhenna:

thebagelhut:

magicoftelevision:

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

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throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

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Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

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I am so tired of feeling lonely and trapped in my life. I want to restart from scratch and make entirely different decisions. I would have never worked at a place I would get stuck at, and I would never meet all of the people who slowly influenced me to ruin my life and abandon all of the potential I used to have. I hate being alive and I want to kill myself with every fiber of my being, but I know that people depend on me and would miss me. That in itself is part of the source of the misery. I don’t want people to miss me, I don’t want people to rely on me, im tired of taking care of other people. I do nothing thag I want to do. I am not allowed to pursue my own happiness.

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I don’t really use tunblr at this point so I guess I’m just gonna vent a bunch and hope no one who actually knows me reads it :)

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kislushechka:

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God is a woman

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youve-doomed-us-all-jerk:
“love her feral energy
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mostlyokayiguess:

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apileoftrash:

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simplecroquette:
“okay you’re everything
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